This is the story of a girl.

I think hodgela is my favorite otp.

5.24.12.

WildBlood30715

5.24.12.

I hate myself so much.

5.24.12.

locksandglasses:

karnythia:

higgitusfiggitus:

Today my mom wasn’t home, so my eight year old sister asked me to set some words for her so she could write her daily sentences. I knew she did them every day, but I’ve never bothered to read them before.

My sister is a lot of things. She’s extremely smart, fairly quiet, and absolutely hilarious. But today I learned two new things about her:

a) my sister does not have a way with the written word

b) my sister is addicted to crack cocaine

I don’t know what the fuck she’s smoking but I want in on it sweet baby jesus I did not know what to do with myself while I was reading some of these

what is wrong with her

I don’t even understand what some of these mean

(things you should know: I am natalie, and her “silkys” are two little silk & velveteen blankets she’s slept with since she was born.)

This girl is a genius & will write great things. Watch.

I just laughed out loud really really hard… lol minions.

oh my god

5.24.12.

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I really don’t even know why I’m alive to be honest.

5.23.12.

cosmo sex tip #666

when he’s least expecting it, carve a pentagram in his chest and begin summoning satan

(Source: rappinpicard, via illuminatigoddess)

5.21.12.

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1. Sexual orientation.
2. What I’m really bad at.
3. The one person whose arms I’d like to be in.
4. My best first date.
5. A description of my self-esteem.
6. Who my best friends are.
7. My favorite book.
8. Biggest turn-offs.
9. A description of my best friend.
10. My favorite animal.
11. Someone I miss.
12. The reason behind my last breakup.
13. What I did yesterday.
14. What my greatest achievement is.
15. A description of the person I dislike most.
16. My 5 favorite songs right now.
17. How my last kiss went down.
18. What I find attractive in the preferred sex.
19. All of the pets I’ve ever had.
20. Favorite flavor of ice cream.
21. The one place I want to be right now.
22. The meanest thing anyone has ever said to me.
23. Where I have lived before.
24. I’ll love you if…
25. What are my future plans?
26. An internal conflict I have with myself.
27. What I’m doing tomorrow.
28. What I want to be when I get older.
29. Most embarrassing moment.
30. Two of my insecurities.
31. What I would do if I won the lottery.
32. A description of the boy or girl I like.
33. What I love most about myself.
34. My biggest pet peeves.
35. What bands I’ve seen live.
36. How many kids I want in the future.
37. My idea of a perfect date.
38. What I’m really good at.
39. Most traumatic experience.
40. Where I would like to live.
41. The nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me.
42. Do I like where I am now?
43. My relationship with my sibling(s).
44. All the pets I’ve ever had.
45. What I can hear right now.
46. My biggest worry currently.
47. Something I’ve wished for repeatedly.
48. My relationship with my parents.
49. Something I should have said a long time ago.
50. What my last text message says.
51. What I hate most about myself.
52. Biggest turn-ons.
53. What words upset me the most.

1. Sexual orientation.

2. What I’m really bad at.

3. The one person whose arms I’d like to be in.

4. My best first date.

5. A description of my self-esteem.

6. Who my best friends are.

7. My favorite book.

8. Biggest turn-offs.

9. A description of my best friend.

10. My favorite animal.

11. Someone I miss.

12. The reason behind my last breakup.

13. What I did yesterday.

14. What my greatest achievement is.

15. A description of the person I dislike most.

16. My 5 favorite songs right now.

17. How my last kiss went down.

18. What I find attractive in the preferred sex.

19. All of the pets I’ve ever had.

20. Favorite flavor of ice cream.

21. The one place I want to be right now.

22. The meanest thing anyone has ever said to me.

23. Where I have lived before.

24. I’ll love you if…

25. What are my future plans?

26. An internal conflict I have with myself.

27. What I’m doing tomorrow.

28. What I want to be when I get older.

29. Most embarrassing moment.

30. Two of my insecurities.

31. What I would do if I won the lottery.

32. A description of the boy or girl I like.

33. What I love most about myself.

34. My biggest pet peeves.

35. What bands I’ve seen live.

36. How many kids I want in the future.

37. My idea of a perfect date.

38. What I’m really good at.

39. Most traumatic experience.

40. Where I would like to live.

41. The nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me.

42. Do I like where I am now?

43. My relationship with my sibling(s).

44. All the pets I’ve ever had.

45. What I can hear right now.

46. My biggest worry currently.

47. Something I’ve wished for repeatedly.

48. My relationship with my parents.

49. Something I should have said a long time ago.

50. What my last text message says.

51. What I hate most about myself.

52. Biggest turn-ons.

53. What words upset me the most.